Shonan Junai Gumi: Finally, A Story I Can Relate To
Eikichi Onizuka and Ryuji Danma are the deadly duo, Oni-Baku (Demon Explosion), with the sole mission of losing their virginities. As they turn away from the gang life to accomplish this, old enemies...
View ArticleOnani Master Kurosawa: Finally, A Character I Can Relate To
“Onani means masturbation. And that’s what this guy is good at. Every day after school, he sneaks into the mostly unused girls bathroom on the 3rd floor, and masturbates. Until one day when he’s...
View ArticleGantz: Manliest Anime Manga Ever?
As you can infer from this kickass manga shot, I’m not trying to bullshit you about manliness like all those feminine hygiene commercials. If you buy anything that’s marketed as “_______ for men,”...
View ArticleDiary of a Manga Lived: I Saved the World
Many of you have been wondering what I’ve been doing for the past month. In a few words, I was saving the world. In the 7th month of the year 20XX, the Queen of Terror was sealed in My Balls. To save...
View ArticleLiar Game is Brilliant
As much as I like this manga, I’ll be the first to admit it’s not for everyone. If any of the following applies to you, don’t read Liar Game. If you’re stupid, don’t read Liar Game. I don’t want anyone...
View ArticleShingeki no Kyojin = (Shadow of the Colossus + Evangelion) / 2
Well played, Shinobu Kaitani, well played. Bringing Liar Game back from hiatus as soon as it got the Baka-Raptor Bump. A brilliant strategy befitting the creator of Liar Game. Or so I thought. Liar...
View ArticleBlack Cat and the Cloneasaurus
One of my earliest posts criticized the Black Cat anime for cramming too much material in to too few episodes, as exemplified by its superficial development of Flora-chan, a dinosaur brought to life by...
View ArticleSoul Eater is pretty good when it doesn’t suck
Surely the Soul Eater manga couldn’t have the same shitty sense of humor as the anime. Surely the very first chapter I attempted to read wouldn’t have that stupid toilet bowl joke. That was three years...
View ArticleHunter x Hunter 335: Why?
Spoiler warning: In certain rare instances, it may honestly be more exciting to get spoiled by a blog post than to read the manga itself. To call this scene/chapter/arc anticlimactic would be an...
View ArticleAoi Hana Gets Real
Aoi Hana once inspired me to draw a distinction between real lesbians and super lesbians, mainly because the “lesbians” in Aoi Hana were constantly crying instead of groping each other. Not only was I...
View ArticleI Am Not an Asshole
A certain asshole recently recommended a +++ manga to me. Normally this would earn the recommender a parade in the streets with rose petals and blowjobs. What taints this asshole’s otherwise glorious...
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Most of Bleach wasn’t Good
I designed my ratings flowchart to give a + to long-running shounen anime that had fallen from grace. I gladly gave it to Naruto, but it’s with a heavy apathetic heart that I can’t do the same for...
View ArticleI Am Not an Asshole
A certain asshole recently recommended a +++ manga to me. Normally this would earn the recommender a parade in the streets with rose petals and blowjobs. What taints this asshole’s otherwise glorious...
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Most of Bleach wasn’t Good
I designed my ratings flowchart to give a + to long-running shounen anime that had fallen from grace. I gladly gave it to Naruto, but it’s with a heavy apathetic heart that I can’t do the same for...
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